Nolan bought donuts (it was his two-year anniversary, too!) and we celebrated the best way I know how: sprinkles. (I mean, seriously, look at the size of that thing. It's the size of my face. I ain't mad.)
I tried to think of some hilarious donut puns, but, I mean, donuts aren't that funny.
Haha, OK, I'm done.
Anyway, thank you for a lovely two years, Toledo! Internet high-fives all around.