Look, I get it. Chapped lips hurt real bad.
But, like, not bad enough to call 911.
Amber Howe, 19, of 327 Buckeye St., was arrested early today for reportedly calling 911 to say she had been robbed and was injured.
Police and paramedics responded to the woman's location, 906 Lagrange St., and found out that she had not been robbed. Her only injury, according to court records, were chapped lips.
Howe was charged with making false alarms and disorderly conduct while intoxicated. She was taken to the Lucas County jail where she was to be held pending arraignment in Toledo Municipal Court.