An East Toledo man is accused of taking an egg and hitting someone in the face with it on July 15, according to court documents.
It's unclear if the egg was raw, hard boiled, soft boiled, scrambled, over-easy, poached, or an egg-in-the-nest (as my Oma would call it).
He's due back in court Friday.
The victim? He was left with egg on his face, but otherwise uninjured. The yolk was on him.