911 operator: 911, what's your emergency?
Man identified as Matthew Nowak: The police are yelling at me.
Nowak, 37, of 5113 Secor, is charged with disorderly conduct and reporting an emergency when there is none. He is to be arraigned in Toledo Municipal Court this afternoon.
Police were called to Pat and Dandy's Sports Bar and Grill on Saturday night and reportedly told Nowak to go home, according to court documents.
Instead, he went to jail.
After being told to go home -- police were called to the bar becasue Nowak was allegedly swearing and screaming at bar employees and patrons -- Nowak called 911 and said he was being yelled at by police.
... So they arrested him.
Nowak was released from the Lucas County jail the next afternoon.